Could this IEC Cable solve all my mixing problems?

Personally, when I want to reference power, I just stick a screwdriver in the socket. I get 110v of stunning clarity!

are these guys owned by Monster Cable by any chance?

91% of the speed of light transmission of electrons? That's almost as good as a copper penny! I am sold!

So... In order to use this I have to replace the whole transmission line of my house and all needed power lines with these power cords? Or should I use a power source provided by Thor himself, which should have a internal parcticle accelerator to boost the electrons to the referred speeds before they enter this divine power cord? What about the transformer inside the powered device? Should we use normal, non-godlike-copper on its construction? So many questions!! We should develop a new product in which we could store electrons extracted from old vacuum tubes, used on the top level studios from the glory days of music when zeus blessed sound energy with his divine soul, select only those electrons with high energy, mojo and warm properties, run them through a quantum balancing process correcting their quarks alignment and replenishing his photon (which we will therefore call, photonic tension). Afterwards we should gently store them on a battery we could sell for 5000 $ a unit with 1,5V, offering vast improvements on sound stage and quality, never heard before, even in real life. It doesnt matter that the units should read "Duracell", for this will only show our recycling and hand-making expertise.

I'm missing the option 'Most definitely, no doubt about it, I'm very sure... YES!' Just 'Yes' doesn't cut it in my perspective :D

Where's the 'Bullshit' button?

okay fine, get a gold plated triple filtered UPS. :D

complete and utter total unequivocal bullshit malarkey nonsense

No, it won't solve it.

This cable will FIX IT ALL...grow back your hair...make you taller...stop your feet from smelling...make you attractive to women...give you style,taste and sparkling teeth...it's good for what ails ya...Plug it in and mix like a GOD...!!!:D Steve...